junking

(Verb) The act of sitting or placing genitals on inanimate objects. Gender non-specific.

"I placed a towel on the hotel room desk chair for fear of junking on the chair where 8,000 ball sacks had laid before."

by Bass-ket July 29, 2013

junking

when you hit a friend in the junk to see him double over and cuss at you.

lets play paint ball but no junking.

by jj-thenut March 4, 2020

Junking Around

To hang out with friends but do nothing since there is nothing better to do. Often leads to general mischief.

Person A: "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Person B: "Ah, not much. we're just junking around."
Person A: "Oh. Hey, wanna go set off some firecrackers?"

by Nanook18 October 21, 2007

junking out

An event or get together with the sole purpose of eating junk food.

I can't wait for our girls weekend. Totally stoked about junking out!

by shanoa February 26, 2015

Junking Jacks

Doing jumping jacks nude.

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.

by a714generation July 1, 2011

Carbo-junking

The act of consuming large quantities of junkfood carbohydrates. Simular to the act of Carbo-loading which is performed by endurance athletes. Carbo-junking, however is usually performed by over-weight video game players while competing in on-line death-match types of competitions over a number of days.

"Man, I played Call of Duty all weekend long! I sat in on the sofa and was carbo-junking on twinkies, ho-hos and soda the entire time!

by PaulTheJack August 16, 2010

score junking

Is when a computer game player repeats an action over and over in order to obtain heaps of points.

Ben is score junking he has been killing that same monster for the last 2 hours

by Unsermannklaus October 15, 2004