July 4th

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes

You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022

July 4th

A day where the most glorious people who have the ability to outshine Independence Day are born in

Wren:”is that guy born on July 4th”
Gracie”pfft, ofc why do u think he’s so capable and dependable”

by Underfyinf September 28, 2020

July 4th

MOTHERFUCKING 'MURICA DAY!!!!!'
AMERICA FUCK YEA!!!!
BLAST YA MOST AMERICAN MUSIC AND GET DRUNK AS HELL

July 4th is murica day

by FUCKYOUCUNTMUFFIN October 14, 2019

July 4th

The birth of the greatest nation on Earth, America.

Anyone who says July 4th isnt the greatest, is a communist.

by BlackGringo July 22, 2015

July 4th

A holiday where some bitches made and signed a document for banning slaves and prostitutes

Hi I like July 4th

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

July 4th

Give someone 44$ day

That's it, Just do it.

Robert: Hey it's July 4th!

Roberto: So?

Robert: Give me 44$.

Roberto: Why are you in my home

by CntrlShiftEsc June 3, 2021

July 4th

July 4th is send your boy friend a video of your titties day

“Today is July 4th i’m sad send a video”

by talesfromsalem July 4, 2022