July 4th

July 4th is almost here!!!!!!!! 3 more days!

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July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes

You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you

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MOTHERFUCKING 'MURICA DAY!!!!!'
AMERICA FUCK YEA!!!!
BLAST YA MOST AMERICAN MUSIC AND GET DRUNK AS HELL

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Anyone who says July 4th isnt the greatest, is a communist.

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A holiday where some bitches made and signed a document for banning slaves and prostitutes

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If your born on July 4th your are the most Awesome person in the world! And you let no one walk over you.

Girl: Are you born on July 4th?
Boy: Yes i am
Girl: thats amazing your birthday is on independence day!

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Robert: Hey it's July 4th!

Roberto: So?

Robert: Give me 44$.

Roberto: Why are you in my home

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