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July 4th 

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes
You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you

July 4th 

MOTHERFUCKING 'MURICA DAY!!!!!'
AMERICA FUCK YEA!!!!
BLAST YA MOST AMERICAN MUSIC AND GET DRUNK AS HELL
July 4th is murica day
July 4th by FUCKYOUCUNTMUFFIN October 14, 2019

July 4th 

The birth of the greatest nation on Earth, America.
Anyone who says July 4th isnt the greatest, is a communist.
July 4th by BlackGringo July 22, 2015

July 4th 

A holiday where some bitches made and signed a document for banning slaves and prostitutes

July 4th 

If your born on July 4th your are the most Awesome person in the world! And you let no one walk over you.
Girl: Are you born on July 4th?
Boy: Yes i am
Girl: thats amazing your birthday is on independence day!
July 4th by GoogleFactsBirthdays January 4, 2020

July 4th 

Robert: Hey it's July 4th!

Roberto: So?

Robert: Give me 44$.

Roberto: Why are you in my home
July 4th by CntrlShiftEsc June 3, 2021