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juggernaut

The manliest state of being. Basically being able to do any of the following: chop down trees with your penis, eat rocks for breakfast and shit out gunpowder, headbutt your front door open, causing it to splinter into pieces, jump off a cliff and break your fall with your face, wrestle sharks, kill a bear with your bare hands, etc.
Holy shit, it's a Juggernaut. Run like Hell!
by LCpl Ross July 2, 2005
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Juggernawesome

The absolute highest level of awesomeness that one being or thing may achieve, it is a term that cannot be beaten by saying "more juggernawesome" because the only thing cooler is Chuck Norris
The preview for the Transformers movie is JUGGERNAWESOME!
by Danno1138 July 27, 2007
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the juggernaut bitch

A video of the juggernaut kicking the x-men's asses. Dubbed into hilarity using slang and alot of use of the word BITCH.
juggernaut: you cant harm me are you a fucking ASS?!

juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*

juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by lollskates May 13, 2006
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I'm The Juggernaut Bitch

You don't fuck with the Juggernaut because he's the Juggernaut Bitch!
*Juggernaut busts through the door*

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!
by The Real Jink July 30, 2008
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Juggernog

A purchasable perks-a-cola on the current Nazi Zombies Veruckt map and upcoming Shi No Numa map for Call of Duty: World at War, which, when consumed, gives the user the almighty power of the perk, Juggernaught. Normally, this would be frowned upon by fellow players, but, because it is nazi zombies mode, it is considered necessary to survive the continuous onslaught of zombies for a long period of time.

NB: All perks are lost as soon as the player is downed
Nazi Zombies: "Grrrroooaaan" *Swing arms wildly and hit player*

NZ player: "Haha zombies, try again, I've drunk JUGGERNOG!!! WOO!!" *Proceeds to blow heads off*
by MrTaffyMann June 1, 2009
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Juggernoob

A player in Call of Duty 4 online that uses the Juggernaut perk. Their health is increased, making them harder to kill. Anyone who uses this perk is considered a n00b and is looked down upon.
Thief11 killed me before I could kill him; he was using Juggernaut. What a juggernoob.
by MAJORpizzayne February 18, 2008
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To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."
by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008
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