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Juggernaut

Marvel Comics X-Men villain. Also the baddest mothafucker in the world. Have you even seen a costume like his? He'll hit you with your own pimp, pimp smack your ass, make you his hooker, and then it'll be time for him to take his prize. Do you not know who he is?
Are you a fuckin' ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut...BITCH! Im'ma hit you with yo' own pimp!
by Colin P. M. June 11, 2006
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Juggernaut

1. Refers to a person or machine that is unstoppable; the "tank" of a group.

2. A villain from X-Men with a cone-shaped helmet.
1. "Man, that new mobile weapon is gonna be our juggernaut."

2. "Do you know who I am? You must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!"
by Sleeper723 April 18, 2006
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juggernaut punch

A massive punch, intended for TKO's. The punch is accomplished by running at full speed towards the opponent, the person performing the punch then cocks their arm back as they get closer to their opponent. Upon coming in range of the opponent, the person performing the punch then focuses all their strength and energy into the punch and then releases it into the opponents skull. 100% of the time the opponent will fall to the ground and roll. It is also acceptable to use the juggernaut punch as a sucker punch from behind, as this is how it was first performed. If the juggernaut punch is performed, and the user exclaims "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!" and/or achieves a TKO, it is considered epic.
"Dude! Yancy just juggernaut punched that kid in the back of the head and he rolled across the street!"
by Xero Anarian January 4, 2007
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Juggernaut Mentality

Thinking that you can take on more than you actually can.
"I ran into 5 guys, I had the "Juggernaut Mentality" thinking i could take them all on at once and got my ass kicked" Your not the Juggernaut, bitch.
by laggin July 13, 2010
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the juggernaut

To be fucking unstoppable, much like, well, unlike anything else. Not only are you the shit, and bullets and kung fu are inneffective (thats right, not even ninjas can touch this), but you have a skin tight suit, and when sex is wanted (and easily obtained as all that is necessary is for you to claim your prize...) you have no need for a condom. Weakness= psychic shit. Good thing you have your back up man with the pimp cane.
"I'm the juggernaut bitch! Don't you know who I am!? You must not know who I am!"

"Ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize... it has been like forever since I've had sex. What!? Condom!? Bitch ain't you seen how tight my suit is? I'm the juggernaut bitch!

"Get outa my head Charles, I'm the fuckin' juggernaut, I feel like I'm trippin' on acid man..." *smack* 'Gotcha bitch, I told you I'ma getchou wit' my pimp cane one way or another!'
by Dr. Judge Laxidazical July 31, 2008
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watermelon juggernaut

You don't know who Michael Clarke Duncan is? He's the god damn watermelon juggernaut.
by Your mom is terrible June 20, 2008
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juggernaut

that xmen guy w/ the domelike helmet that kicks everyones ass
silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me. do you no who i am. IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!!!
by Stoner Boner May 14, 2006
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