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Word Judo

The act of confusing or mental degrading a lesser being by use of a diverse and strategic lexicon or vernacular.
When performing word judo one must be well educated and well versed in put downs (layman's terms). One must have zero disregard for the feelings and emotions of the challenger.
by clumsy ninja May 9, 2011
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Judoka

A student and practitioner of the sport of Judo. Often looking unassuming, they are capable of great destruction if put upon. Often having a keen intellect to instantly assess a tactical situation and use an enemies force against them causing their defeat. Able to use air (throwing) and ground (pins, chokes, arm bars) techniques in an effective manner, their all-around skill lends itself to almost any situation. Able to defeat much larger opponents in a self-defense situation, the speed and application of their craft sometimes looks like magic to outsiders.
The way that little old judoka tossed that big dude around looked like he was using some kind of Voodoo.
by JudokaNC April 17, 2020
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Mexican Judo

The Mexican Martial art: Usually involves pulling out a concealed gun or knife during a fight.

The name comes from the accent of many Mexicans when they try to say the word "You" it comes out "Chew or Jhew" and they way they run enlish words together making the phrase "You Don't" sound sort of like "Judo"
Watch out he probably knows Mexican Judo...\

(fake accent) Judo-know if he has a knife, Judo-know if he has a gun.
by Sir Smurfalot May 19, 2006
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Judo Cunt Punt

Similar to the cunt punt, but is a kick to a female's vagina that renders her paralyzed and causes her to instantly cry tears of blood
If Sara Palin had become vp i would have had to judo cunt punt her down Pennsylvania Ave.
by Autobot5 June 12, 2009
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Jedox

unbelievably cool and awesome
„Yo, that tune is totally jedox, man!

„Watson is the most jedox dog ever, for real

"Isa is not just awesome. She's jedox!"
by Jedox4life May 5, 2023
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Judo Chop

The act of taking your hand and making a chop motion on a persons shoulder near the neck area while saying in a loud manner, "Judo chop-HAI!"
1. Find a victim.
2. Creep up behind them.
3. Make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 Raise your hand and chop the victim's shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. Say the phrase, "Judo Chop HAI!" While doing so.
6. Walk away.
by JudoJoo November 18, 2008
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office judo

The art of turning the aggressive momentum of a colleague towards himself or a common goal.
Becky stormed in with her TPS cover sheet bullshit but after five minutes found herself getting coffee for everyone. It was all because of Jane, she has a black belt in office judo.
by Vatu November 16, 2018
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