Juanta

Juanta is perfection. The best friend you could have. If you get to know him he'll seem like a God-send. He is the best of both worlds. He is fire and ice, sweet and salty. Whether he's scented Summer breeze or a raging storm is all up to you. Juanta would give you the shirt off his back. He takes care of the ones he loves. Juantas have a heart that reek of forgotten storybook romance. Big gestures and pleasing their partners gives them joy. Meeting a Juanta will leave an eternal mark on your life that can't be faked or reproduced. Treat Juanta right and he will be sure to return the favor 10 fold. But beware, Juantas can be quite hellish when crossed. A broken heart or abused trust can lead Juanta to manifest his darker side. The fire of his life will burn instead of being comforting warmth. Juantas are destined for greatness. Their creativity and vision are rarely matched. Although Juantas are often overlooked, when they shine bright no hater will be able to retract their gaze in awe of them.

Juantas like the finer things in life. Often misunderstood for their distinct taste and nature, Juantas don't have many close relationships. Few can handle Juantas. Cherishh the Juanta you have in your life if you've been blessed by the Most High to encounter and befriend one.

"I love Juanta so much he's perfect"

"Did you see what Juanta wore to the gala?? Iconic"

"I'll never meet anyone like Juanta, my life is no longer worth living"

by LavishGod December 15, 2019

Jànté

That everything is alright and not to worry.
Popularised by the English Comic "The Mayor of El Zez"
Often succeeded by the iconic phrase "chill man, evrything's cool here, it's like a popsicle in a fridge freezer aye?"

(You walk into a crowded newsagent but startle another patron with your sudden appearance leading him to soil cocoa on your shoes)
You: "Hey man, double ew tee eff"
Man: "Hey listen broski i really goofed this time"
You: "Yeah you did you dweeb, now you gonna get busted"
Man: "Nah please man I'm really sorry"
You: "...Jànté"

by Samuelson Samuels SAMUELA February 6, 2014

jantel

A beautiful person on the inside. Will do anything for her friends or family. The most loyal person you'll ever meet. Loves chacos with socks and kool-aid. She is very independent. SHE WILL TAKE YOUR NIGGA.

The loyalist friend you'll ever have will be named Jantel.

by The_realest_bby January 7, 2017

Jaunte

Term appearing in A. Bester's novel 'The Stars My Destination', indicating the act of teleportation of oneself by mere use of willpower.

Also as verb:

Jaunting is the ability to teleport oneself, unaided, by a simple expression of will. The only requirements are that you know where you are and can visualize where you are going.

"The orderly disappeared as he jaunted to a supply cabin, and reappeared alongside the tank five seconds later."

by erebor April 5, 2013

juanes

Born Juan Esteban Aristizabal.

Internationally famous Columbian pop singer known for his socially conscious lyrics, catchy songs, and incredibly hot appearance.

Currently has three albums:
Fijate Bien
Un Dia Normal
Mi Sangre

Famous for his hit single "A Dios Le Pido"

"Did you hear the new Juanes song on the radio?"

"Uh, yeah. I totally went to the concert."

by kurai March 21, 2005

Janter

A fusion of the word Jack and Banter to form Janter meaning banter that is a bit naughtier than normal, banter from Jack the lads that may be slightly more insulting than hoped and pushes the boundaries of political correctness.

Why are you so fat??? ->>>> because every time I do your mum she gives me a biscuit!! Calm down its only a bit of Janter!

by jwliverpool January 6, 2013

Janter

Banter about a persons mother. Frequently includes sexual references.

Guy 1:"Ahahaha Jamie your mums knockers are HUGE!"
*group laughs*
Guy 2:"Aha, janter mate."

by himynameiswill March 1, 2011