Juanpablo 

1) Verb: To resolve a problem or situation using a simple or relaxed, laid-back solution. To tactfully disarm.

2) Noun: Quiet optimism in the face of immeasurable odds.

Verb: Man, I thought that dude was going to punch my nose in but I was able to juanpablo the problem.

Noun: Despite all the talk of an imminent nuclear winter, I'm very juanpablo about it, we'll sort it out somehow.

Juanpablo by Motocity February 3, 2010

Juankarlo 

Juankarlo is the most amazing man in the world, who is intelligent, handsome, generous, has a very kind heart, can make anyone smile and has a smile of his own that is the most beautiful thing ever.

that guy over there is so handsome, he's such a juankarlo.

Juankarlo by luxiegirl October 17, 2011

Juancarlos 

Inconsiderate piece of shit who could care less about anyone else don’t be friends with him it’s a mistake just like when he was born

Juancarlos is a dick

Juancarlos by BigDaddy7000 November 21, 2019

Juangalo

Dumbass horse that spins in circles for no goddam reason

That horse is a juangalo

Juangalo by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

Juancarlos 

A complete piece of shit. A piece of trash really. Always does the wrong thing. Ruins the good things.

Juancarlos really fucked up again huh?

Juancarlos by Peterbro November 22, 2021

Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich 

A state of bliss that some christian theologians have theorized may be obtained after living an exemplary life in heaven and dying a second death there. Considered to be the ultimate reunification with God as well, such an event if it were ever to occur would result in the holy trinity becoming the holy quarterly.

"How was it to see your wife again after all these years trapped in a cave, desperately longing for nothing but to see her sweet face once again?"
(Crying) "Oh I can't find the words to describe it... oh wait yes I can: it was a Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich!"

Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich by Not Tarik Barri November 23, 2021

JoaoPaulo

A guy who thinks it’s too mature in relation to others, but it’s not, and that’s okay. It shouldn’t be a bad thing since he is learning about life.

He likes to go to gym every day so he keeps in great shape. He likes physical touch, worries about others and has an awful music taste, so someone always needs to show him good songs.

Sometimes, unintentionally, he says things that hurt those he loves and, therefore, he ends up losing people. But those who really love him will never forget him. He’ll never know how special he is.

“JoaoPaulo said spread lies about me!”
“He was trying to help you… in his own way.”

“I think I’m in love with JoaoPaulo!”
“I hope he takes care of you like he took care of me once”

JoaoPaulo by edelvaisse December 30, 2024