Jànté

That everything is alright and not to worry.
Popularised by the English Comic "The Mayor of El Zez"
Often succeeded by the iconic phrase "chill man, evrything's cool here, it's like a popsicle in a fridge freezer aye?"

(You walk into a crowded newsagent but startle another patron with your sudden appearance leading him to soil cocoa on your shoes)
You: "Hey man, double ew tee eff"
Man: "Hey listen broski i really goofed this time"
You: "Yeah you did you dweeb, now you gonna get busted"
Man: "Nah please man I'm really sorry"
You: "...Jànté"

by Samuelson Samuels SAMUELA February 6, 2014

jantel

A beautiful person on the inside. Will do anything for her friends or family. The most loyal person you'll ever meet. Loves chacos with socks and kool-aid. She is very independent. SHE WILL TAKE YOUR NIGGA.

The loyalist friend you'll ever have will be named Jantel.

by The_realest_bby January 7, 2017

Jantz in my pants

The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.

Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!

i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.

I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!

The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!

by John232115 September 12, 2011

jantool

Jantool is used when someone uses their Jandals as a weapon.

Jandals are the kiwi word for flip flops.

Piss off Wade your jantool just hit me in the throat.

by kiwiupover August 4, 2010

Janty Jizz January

After demonstrating testicular fortitude by surviving No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, one can now jizz cheerfully and confidently during the month of January.

Now that I’ve completed the fortifying process of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, my nuts are finally ready for Janty Jizz January! Whoo!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018

janto

The merged togather name which describes the shipping of Jack/Ianto from new sci fi show Torchwood. It's become a popular pairing as it started out like any other slash pairing, but due to the series/books has become canon.
It's fans are collectively know as the Stopwatch Brigade

"Janto is my no.1 pairing in Torchwood."

by Eternalwings January 7, 2007

Joant

N. Used to replace most if not all nouns when not wantin to say a specific word. Derived From Joint...

Yo dog let me see that Joant.
Nah not even this joant go too hard for you nigga!

Dog you see that slum ass movie?
Yeah that joant sucked.

by NightmareFrom UD October 29, 2005