Jow

A little boy with a blonde fringe often wearing a peak. Guess he could be partially Br00tal?
(:

Pidge- I feel sorry for the boy, some bird must have shat on his fringe.

Randomer- Safe Jow (:

by Pidgeyyy Sniperrr January 17, 2008

Jow

A word used casually at the end of sentences which doesn't stand for anything.

It can also replace the word lol

It is pronounced like cow but with the letter J replacing C

Haha that is so funny jow

by Lealeelee November 12, 2010

Jow

Something one would say when in physical or mental pain or a state of confusion.

"OMG I am missing my cellphone and wallet... JOW!

by Gineykat January 12, 2009

Joppa Jow

A phrase yelled generally when drinking. Has no meaning but pisses people of when yelled unexpectedly, especially when yelled above them while they are asleep.

Man I drank way to much... JOPPA JOW fuckers!

by KSanders September 21, 2005

Jow the cow

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.

Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0

by JowMeepers April 27, 2020

jow-selling

Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.

"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"

by Kaimz September 30, 2009

Jow Bale

Jow Bales are chechens who are very wide and have a special aura so nobody wants to mess with them.

Jow Bale komm reumanplatz joww dawai.

So noxchi wu bale gib schutzgeeeld.

by Jobron April 4, 2019