Jowe

The hottest skater boy you will ever meet you has gorgeous eyes and the sweetest heart. He will never let you down and he's always there for you.

"Yesterday I was crying because my dog died so I went over to my boyfriend's house and he snuggled me and made me a cake so I'd feel better."
"Damn, he sounds like a Jowe to me."

by mandah0126 April 20, 2013

jow (the)

Used in reference to women with large man-like bottom jaws, or a jutting lower lip.

The Jow's got a man-jaw

by fong April 9, 2005

Jowe

somebody that eats cock and swallows

Damn grl ur such a Jowe!

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Joppa Jow

A phrase yelled generally when drinking. Has no meaning but pisses people of when yelled unexpectedly, especially when yelled above them while they are asleep.

Man I drank way to much... JOPPA JOW fuckers!

by KSanders September 21, 2005

Jow the cow

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.

Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0

by JowMeepers April 27, 2020

jow-selling

Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.

"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"

by Kaimz September 30, 2009

Jow Bale

Jow Bales are chechens who are very wide and have a special aura so nobody wants to mess with them.

Jow Bale komm reumanplatz joww dawai.

So noxchi wu bale gib schutzgeeeld.

by Jobron April 4, 2019