Josie

a badass girl who loves talking and having fun. sometimes she can get sad and when she does, watch her. mostly have blue or green eyes. when she's mad she is MAD. loves cuddling and play fighting, and can never make up her mind for shit.

josie name

by chickentickler December 25, 2013

Josie

Josie. she's a girl you dream about every night. the most amazingly perfect girl. if you look into her eyes you will see that she is an angel and that you could never compare any girl to her. she's STUNNING and every guy wishes that they could have her. she's sweet, funny, but sometimes, she doesn't realize that her perfect guy could be right in front of her the while time and all she had to do is give him one chance, to show how much he loves her.

"Damn. she could be the one. I think she's a Josie."

by The Wishful Thinker January 9, 2014

neil josten

a boy who cannot make good decisions, says he’s fine right after almost dying, is very gay for his boyfriend and has a death wish

“im fine” (false)
okay neil josten kinnie

by i couldn’t have pussyslayer69 October 27, 2020

Josing

A multi-meaning word which originated as prison slang in Louisiana, particularly South Louisiana and is primarily used in those areas.

Josing can be defined as the following:

1. Serving time in jail or prison.

2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.

3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.

(Variation 1)
"My boy been josing for 3 years off a gun charge."

(Variation 2)
"Man if we could smoke in the parish jail we'd be straight josing."

(Variation 3)
"We was straight up josing off that boy all day - he got drove as fuck."

by BR Phat March 4, 2013

Josie

The funniest, cutest, smartest girl I know. She is the best girlfriend I've ever had. When I am feeling sad or depressed I just think of her face. Josie if very smart and athletic and you can rely on her to be an awesome friend. She has some awesome jokes and her laugh is beautiful. All you need to do to feel like the luckiest person in the world is to look straight into her beautiful eyes. She has the most beautiful smile and the most beautiful personality in the world. I'm just so lucky to have her in my life.

If you ever meet Josie you will be so happy.

beautiful awesome cute athletic josie

by Avery0103 minecraft master January 17, 2013

Josie

Josie is the most beautiful, smart, funny caring, loving, girl ever. Youd be lucky to find yourself a josie! Josie also makes a great girlfriend! She is loyal and caring and will give her as much of herself as you give to her. Josie can find fun anywhere from a party to snuggling up to a good book. Which brings in her knowledge, she is crazzyyy smart! She has many friends at school and loves helping others. If you need help josie will be there! Josie is beautiful and she doesnt know it. Sadly josie focusus on her flaws rather her many beauties. Josie has a great sence of humor she loves laughing and making people laugh! If you get yourself a josie, three words, DONT LOOSE HER if you do your letting go of the best girl ever!

Boy 1: Dude shes so hot and funny

Boy 2: yea shes defetely a josie

Boy 1: wait just cause shes hot and funny doesnt automatically make her a....

Boy 2: shush shes a josie... now dont question my knowledge adam

by Randomwriter122 November 25, 2018

Grandma Josie

To wack someone (preferably your grown child) with a large spoon or any other kitchen appliance.

I will go Grandma Josie on your ass!!!

by Michael Antionette September 26, 2010