Joseph

A sex machine. A legend in the track and field

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Damn that's Joseph! The bringer of rain!
by TheBOBOB March 20, 2013
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great MAN! knows everything, does not like being called Joey. Listens too some dope ass music! IS one LEGIT motherfucker.....did i mention pretty fucking awesome! PLUS hes a MAN so that just makes him cooler! Last but not least hes straight THUG!
fucking ayyy i wish i was a Joseph! no doubt
DAMNNN! i wish Joseph was my NIGGA!
Joseph has majorrr SWAGG!
by SWAGGGG KINGG May 24, 2011
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Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
by Joe carlin October 29, 2006
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Joseph

A name generally associated with werewolves, sorcerers, and all around superior studs. Though they try to keep it secret, it's kind of hard to hide when they are ripping the guys face off.
Don't mess around with Joseph, he'll rip your lungs out Jim!
by Joevakiin May 24, 2012
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a complicated, emotional guy who genuinely wants the best for everyone around him. He is incredibly kind, intelligent, passionate and funny. He makes an exceptional best friend, and will be an amazing husband/father.
Wow, any girl would be lucky to be with that guy, Joseph.
by happygf July 26, 2010
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A lovely, hilarious, good looking guy who is loved by everyone. Is easy to get along with and once you befriend them, you don't want to let them go. Feels like you've known them forever after only a week of knowing them. Most have brown hair and blue eyes. Is very good at art and music and tends to play the tuba. He owns the latest mac and blackberry and is very "hip". Everyone wants to be friends with joe. If your joe's friend count yourself lucky, as he usually creates application forms first.
you would usually meet joseph's on holiday and end up being friends with them for life.
by williamjodie August 19, 2011
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Joseph is the most loyal person you will meet. Dark brown hair/eyes, tall and lean. Goes by JoJo to those closest to him. He doesn't lie, cheat, or steal and he prides himself on that. He was raised very poor which in turn he learned how to appreciate things for what they are. He will always put others before himself because he is a very loving man. "Family first" he's renowned for saying. He doesn't care too much about inanimate objects. If you happen To get the opportunity to be his friend, do it! He is a very good listener. His personality is one of a kind. He has very few friends, but those who are, they are very loyal to him as he is to them. Ladies that know him Would do whatever to have him. The ideal image of a great Husband/Father. A Beast in bed whose skills are unsurpassable. Will be there for you no matter the situation. Dont let his kindness fool you, he's ride or die and NEVER cross him, to do so will prove fatal.
NayNae: OMG WHO IS THAT?!
Random: That there is a legend, his name is Joseph, it's spoken in a hush hush manor. Women are transfixed in fascination when he is around.
NayNae: What? I didn't hear you I was watching him.
Random: It's cool, he has that effect on women
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