Joris

One sexy nigga whomst is obsessed with the fine arts of beer and shrek memes

holy shit, that Joris just stole my girl

by SimonLikesFrogs March 12, 2018

Joris

A guy that wears those gay ass looking jeansshorts.

- Dude did you see that guys' shorts?
*Yeah he's a real Joris.

by MichaelTheBoon June 7, 2017

Joris

Ancient "human" being who supposedly defeated the bison in order to gain his powers.

Joris: "I still remember that time when the bison..."
Us: "OMG Joris is like ancient!"

by MiaMAD February 26, 2018

Joris

According to ancient Dutch folklore, he beat a dragon once. The sad reality however is that George beat the dragon and Joris is still struggling to beat Alduin. Joris can be seen as an average human, with a far too stubborn personality.

"A specimen of the Joris is not easy to find outside of its natural habitat, the couch. However, it is possible to lure one out with food."
"Joris must be a really boring person."

by ThatOtherGoat January 28, 2021

Joris

Joris has a little wee

Look at Joris, he was a little wee

by Aidan12 October 30, 2020

Joris

A gay cunt. The biggest loser you will ever come across in your entire life. A fuckboy that keeps trying to flirt with every single girl he sees. He is a blonde donkey. He is often racist towards other people and close minded about other cultures. He thinks in a weird way, even weirder than what village people think like. He watches James Charles and Jefferee Star. He’s into shitty music. He thinks he’s good at rapping. Every girl despises his strange attitude and behavior. He pongs like anything. He takes showers once every two months.

Black dude: Who the hell is this nigga?
Me: oh, he’s Joris. Avoid him he’s racist.
Black dude: what did he do?
Me: he called my family terrorists!
Black dude: well he must be a gay blonde donkey

by Bluefaceyeahaight69 November 10, 2019

Joris

Sexy boy who gets loved

When girls love joris :Oh thats such joris

by sexyyxyy June 8, 2018