According to ancient Dutch folklore, he beat a dragon once. The sad reality however is that George beat the dragon and Joris is still struggling to beat Alduin. Joris can be seen as an average human, with a far too stubborn personality.
"A specimen of the Joris is not easy to find outside of its natural habitat, the couch. However, it is possible to lure one out with food."
"Joris must be a really boring person."
"Joris must be a really boring person."
by ThatOtherGoat January 28, 2021
by MiaMAD February 26, 2018
A gay cunt. The biggest loser you will ever come across in your entire life. A fuckboy that keeps trying to flirt with every single girl he sees. He is a blonde donkey. He is often racist towards other people and close minded about other cultures. He thinks in a weird way, even weirder than what village people think like. He watches James Charles and Jefferee Star. He’s into shitty music. He thinks he’s good at rapping. Every girl despises his strange attitude and behavior. He pongs like anything. He takes showers once every two months.
Black dude: Who the hell is this nigga?
Me: oh, he’s Joris. Avoid him he’s racist.
Black dude: what did he do?
Me: he called my family terrorists!
Black dude: well he must be a gay blonde donkey
Me: oh, he’s Joris. Avoid him he’s racist.
Black dude: what did he do?
Me: he called my family terrorists!
Black dude: well he must be a gay blonde donkey
by Bluefaceyeahaight69 November 10, 2019
A Jorie is a girl who will always make you laugh. Sh will make your day even when you are having the worst day of your life. She is really energetic and will always make you smile. She has the best personality with a crazy attitude. Normally has brown hair and brown eyes. She has a great laughter and all the boys attention. She is very beautiful but does not realize it. If you would have a Jorie in your life it would be so much better. You would always want to be around her.
by Addison everybodys best friend December 03, 2017
A Jorie is a kind, beautiful soul who has a strong work ethic and knows how to make a person laugh. She is funny, sensible, strong, caring, and never fails to make your day. Jorie has a close group of friends whom she loves and supports, and always makes their days better. Jorie is a wonderful being and is one of the best people you’ll meet.
by Butterball.burt February 24, 2020
Could be a boy or a girl, but regardless, Joris are the best type of friends you'll ever have. They love to have fun, and crack jokes often. They love to sing. They're shy at first, but once you get to know them they'll never stop talking. They're extremely kind, smart, and also gorgeous. Their weakness is chocolate pudding, and they love reading Calvin and Hobbes Comics.
by SIRAP16 April 07, 2013