jordan peterson

silly boy him

jordan peterson bad

by joshiscool455 April 27, 2022

Jordan Peterson's Vision

Ah! There it is! Found it! That's my unforgivable sin! I "corrupted his glorious vision"! His vision being he wanted to be a prophet. That's his vision. He wanted to be a prophet and I pointed out that when given the opportunity to actually help someone... He didn't. He dispassionately waved them off the stage. "I hope you get the help you need". That's what he said. And did the guy get it? Apparently not.

Hym "There it is! THEEEEEERE IT IS! I corrupted Jordan Peterson's vision. He wanted to be a prophet and considered one of the greatest thinkers of our generation but (unfortunately for him) he is neither of those things! And now he wants to take from me the things I want to be (or what he thinks I want to be) by denying reality and living a lie. And it's funny too because he IS kind of being heralded as a prophet BUT it's corrupted by the fact that he now has been made aware of the fact that he's full of shit. So, he's getting what he wants but it's a falsehood. I'm like the retard that fucked his co-workers! He's like ME! He's doing his little Jordan Peterson thing (like I was) and I'm fucking all his whore co-workers. I'm glad I treated the retard and the whores the way I did because apparently I was right to do that. Which means... RIGHT AGAIN! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! THE RIGHTEST RIGHTY TO EVERY RIGHT! OR WRITE! THE RIGHTEST WRITER! THAT'S ME!" 😁👈

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits

Ok so yeah he does seem to think that only the 3% of people have these personality traits... SO, I made a list!

Hym "Here is a list of Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits (with evidence!). Trait 1. Machiavellianism (Manipulation): Jordan likes to speak at a certain level of abstraction to obfuscate his beliefs (Regarding whether or not he believes in God or free will) and manipulate how he is conceptualized. Trait 2. Psychopathy (Parasitism): Has a parasitic relationship with his clients. Regularly using them for his own profit. Also parasitizes ME. Trait 3. Sadism Admits to having sadistic fantasies. Trait 4. Narcissism: Thinks he's "more competent" than everyone and thinks that anyone who even calls his integrity into question is jealous of him. Thinks he's above the rules and refuses to follow them. So... There you have it. Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits. He's either part of the 3% or he's wrong."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types

Useless, incompetent, men who are too stupid to know that women "pay the disproportionate cost for sex" which roughly translates to "are better than men". He doesn't give a shit about disaffected men and has nothing but contempt for them. Why? Let's explore."

Hym "You can tell by Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types that he REALLY doesn't like the fact that MEN control access to relationships. Women already control access to sex but that isn't good enough for him. That's why he's pushing so hard for marriage even though he knows that half of them will fail. He wants them to have control of both. You should have to PAY A PRICE for leaving his daughter. You should have to have a relationship with her to fuck her (even though, history, you just DON'T have to do that). I disagree. I think men should hold a tighter grip on their control of relationships. It's not a "Short term mating strategy". In the words of my highly sexually success friend who lives in his mothers basement AND my highly sexually successful OTHER friend who ALSO lives with his parents and sits and plays video games with me (even going as far to turn down sex to spend his birthday with me) 'I'm looking for 'the one' but, hey, if they want to throw me some ass while I search... Meh 🤷🏿 ♂️' "

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing

Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!

Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Jordan Peterson

I don't think this is knowable.

Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.

by Palm Knee July 1, 2025

Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.

Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.

by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024