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Joonas

He's very shy and dumb, he can actually do nothin ,he loves to work and his PC (he literally marry with it) .

If u will make dumb joke he will answer with that ''-_-'' . If u don't care about him and luv him he would be sad and depressed and he will drink bad water >:O!!
He needs a lot of cuddles anond kisses and he will make u super duper happy -w-.

No, he doesn't love anime .. i guess ?
if ur fren loves games, loves to cuddle and if he hav blond hair and blue eyes congrats he's Joonas :3
ja üldse Joonas on lollakas :D
joonas: ma olen loll :D
joonase sugulane: mu juuksed näevad välja nagu pilv :C
by Meeegamilk69 July 10, 2019
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Joshasaurus Rex

The best best best friend everrr<3 hes lik so fckin awesome & hawt/sexii/cute :
hahahahaha but i love him<3
by Monster.Addict October 9, 2008
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Johastorve

A character on the Exodar server in World of Warcraft whose small penis and obvious lack of playing smarts leads him to start a daily crusade of killing defenseless NPCs in a place where no one can do anything to stop him. Clearly a victim of poor genetics and quite possibly a red flag on the FBI's "Future Animal/Child/Spouse Abusers" list, he epitomizes the concept of the limp-dicked sock-stuffer.
"Eh, there goes Johastorve again, enacting his vengeance on a pixelated fantasy character that STILL manages to have a bigger dick than he does. How sad."
by Just Another Guy July 2, 2008
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Joonas

Is one of the hottest boys in the world, names his huge penis “Bob”

His motto is: “hide your wife I’ve got a knife”
He also has another motto: “I will jizz and I out the window I wiz”
Joonas is a wonder in bed
by Joonasdabest November 26, 2019
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Joonas-Marjut

Joonas-Marjut is a fictional character who may become middle-aged in the future, a caricature of a high-speed and high vocal promoter of cycling. Joonas-Marjut is like Barbie or Marlboro man dressed in lycra, a figure recognized by everyone, but completely imaginary. The Karen of spandex world.
Joonas-Marjut complains to the mayor that there is too steep an uphill or too tight turn in the bike lane.

Joonas-Marjut does not wear a helmet or reflector, as it is the duty of everybody else to see the invisible speeding cyclist even in the dark downpour. Joonas-Marjut harasses motorists who don’t notice a full-fledged cyclist in time.
by cyclingwithoutbrakes May 11, 2022
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dwane the raqi johashem

the rocks long lost son and reborn in the underworld raised by Osama bin laden, for hid contributions raqi johashem become a world wide star not knowing his origins.
dwane the raqi johashem is the besttt
by brebabbabab January 18, 2023
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Joonas

A guy who thinks he's cool, but is actually a nerd. A joke. Has very big trouble with feelings. Not cool. Girls usually hate him.
Oh no, I think he might be a joonas. run girl! he will hurt you!
by Truthieb November 28, 2010
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