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jonism

A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME
Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.
by jonavoo June 11, 2018
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Jongus

Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.
Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"
by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022
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jobius

a wild pokemon that can not be caught and knows only one attack: Roar. when jobius grows to level 36 Roar evolves into the more powerful attack Epic Roar
Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used ROAR!"

Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used EPIC ROAR!"

Ash - wow that's a very strong wild Jobius, it must be over level 36! With its Epic Roar attack i'm sure it could defeat all of my Pokemon with one move, especially that pussy bitch, pikachu!
by jobiusroar19 December 5, 2010
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Jonise

Jonise is to herself but she is so beautiful. Her smile changes your whole mood when she walks in. Everyone loves to be around Jonise. She is wild in bed and gets addicted to sex. But she is a good girl with a big heart. She is someone that sometimes cares for others than she cares about herself.
Damn Jonise so amazing
by AlexJones442 January 7, 2015
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Joniesha

A beautiful female , who's personality is very humorous , she's every man's dream and has a positive mind she's very confident and any man would love to be with her .
Joniesha is the apple of my eye <3
Joniesha is special to whom deserves her <3
by Simply Pink (: November 15, 2011
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jenius

A deliberate misspelling of genius, used ironically to describe someone or something moronic.
Wow, our President is a real jenius.
by cmonkey October 5, 2007
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Jozius

A woman who has the tendency to create/write stories with 50% chance of finishing them, creating tons of characters. Yet also known to having unintentionally burning herself and hiding herself in her fridge and freaking out her grandparents. But has the best timing to come into a conversation at awkward or rather strange times.
Jozius you came at an awkward timing!
by yannymous December 9, 2012
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