mother joner

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008

Joner

A Term used to describe the Boner of a Jonas Brother.

"God Joe must have been really happy at the concert. He had a huge Joner" "Well he's surrounded by tons of beautiful girls"

by Meggy1010 July 3, 2008

Joner

Joe Jonas's boner!!!!!

HOT DAMN look at that joner!

by chickenpubes May 3, 2008

Joner

A VERY happy Jonas. Joe loves to sing... a lot.

Is that a banana in you're pocket or do you have a Joner?

by jhwvfujsefguif October 14, 2008

Joner (Essex Version)

This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)

1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)

by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 5, 2009

joner

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area

dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.

by J October 20, 2004

JONER

When Frankie, Nick, Joe, or Kevin Jonas experience an erection ((boner)) which usually is displayed in a rather large and noticeable way. Girls go craaaaaaaaaazy!...lol

*Joe Jonas is on stage, doing his celebration dance*

*"Cute Girl" glances at Joe*

*Joe notices said "Cute Girl" and gets excited*

*Everyone screams because of his Joner as he tones it (his dancing) down and tries to hide it*


And that my friends, is a Joner.

by WeArEvErYcOoLpEoPlE January 2, 2009