jonathon

a sweet cool good sex guy who hits puberty young and the best boyfriend ever

ohh hes hot must be a jonathon

by grapys November 24, 2011

Jonathon

badass (and thicc ass) wont take anyones #%#!!

Jonathon doesnt take ÷^=% from anyone

by Cowboybebop10 April 13, 2021

Jonathon

A crazy boy who takes too many baths and listens to his music really loud. He isn't the most attractive of his kind but there will always be one person who loves him for who he is.

"You had another bath last night. You're tuning into a Jonathon!"

"Turn that music down Jonathon!"

by youdontknowmelol99 December 22, 2012

Jonathon

Jonathon a friendly soul. A beautiful smile, blond messy hair, blue eyes and gorgeous gaze. They are a bit nerdy for example they love Star Wars but hate on Harry Potter. They are intelligent young Men and very polite. They all deserve the perfect girl sadly for my Jonathon that isn't me. He deserves a girl who understands him for who he is and not just because they like him, a girl who laughs a lot, respects her friends and is very strong and loyal. Here's a favour if you meet a Jonathon keep him as a friend forever because he will help you through tough times, he lend a shoulder to cry on and will love you forever. Trust me you too will love him forever.❤️❤️❤️❣️

Keep as friend or more for the rest of your life you won't regret it . #Jonathon

by Karate April 29, 2019

jonathon

A simple definition for a expert chess player. He is usually a jew who goes to the wising well to steal pennies. Has gotten wealthy off being a prostitute.

Fucking JONATHON i hate you get out of my pockets.

by adsads July 15, 2008

Jonathon

A retarted white kid who uses tech decks to keep his ego inflated.

Hey jonathon go kys

by humttt January 16, 2018

Jonathon

Jonathon is a very conceited human being who always thinks he’s cute asf and he really is. Jonathon has a warm heart and will always give his all for his special girl. His laugh sounds like a winded bottle and his hair looks like eyebrow hair. But all jokes aside jonathon is definitely someone you want to keep forever by your side and there isn’t any other Jonathon out there like the one you have now.

Jonathon to absana: “headass give me some reeses”.
Absana: “stfu you dumbass and come here grab some before I chop your beard off.”
Jonathon: “ why you so feisty”, “me likey”
Absana:🤪🤪

by Jonathon-Absana October 24, 2019