by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 7, 2017
An example of a (long) joke:
There was 4 people on plane, which was about to crash. There was only 3 parachutes. One person was a famous basketball player, who said 'I am famous with a lot of fans, my teams needs me!', he grabbed a parachute and jumped out the plane. The next person was Donald Trump, who said 'I'm the newly elected and smartest US president in history, I can't die!'. He took a bag and jumped. There was 2 people left, a pope and a 10 year old school boy. The pope explained that he didn't have many years left and that the boy should take the last parachute. But the boy said no,' there is a parachute for both of us, the USA's smartest president took my school bag'.
There was 4 people on plane, which was about to crash. There was only 3 parachutes. One person was a famous basketball player, who said 'I am famous with a lot of fans, my teams needs me!', he grabbed a parachute and jumped out the plane. The next person was Donald Trump, who said 'I'm the newly elected and smartest US president in history, I can't die!'. He took a bag and jumped. There was 2 people left, a pope and a 10 year old school boy. The pope explained that he didn't have many years left and that the boy should take the last parachute. But the boy said no,' there is a parachute for both of us, the USA's smartest president took my school bag'.
by Blasterock October 21, 2019
an elephant and a camel meet on a road:
Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?
The camel pauses for a mimute....
Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...
Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?
The camel pauses for a mimute....
Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...
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