John 5

n.Former guitarist of Marilyn Manson.

v.To blow your load on a girl's chest then lick it off. (He likes to do this according to MetalSLudge.com so I just made it into a verb.)

n. It that John 5 quit Manson's band.

v. Last night I John 5ed some big titied whore.

by Josh Kuklinsky August 7, 2006

john 5

The best guitar player ever. Marilyn Manson kicked him out of the group for no reason. Hottest man ever.

What stupid ass would kick the best guitar player ever out of his group?
Marilyn Manson

by asilayatreyu June 9, 2004

Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

by Tweekachew October 12, 2020

Johnny 5

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.

Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.

by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025

John Fuckin' 5

another name for John 5, it is usually used when addressing someone who does know about how great he is
It is also used to put emphasis on his greatness

Guy (at a Rob Zombie concert): yo who is playing that mean guitar?
Random: Only John Fuckin' 5, that who.

John Fuckin' 5 is the greatest living guitarist.

by Fencerfromhell January 19, 2008

if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023

5 Second Johnny

1.Someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.

2.Only being able to last five seconds.

Did you hear about Kyle?

Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!

by Scott Hack January 17, 2009