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Johnny Rocket

The act of aiming a moving vehicle at a person/group of people, then bailing from the vehicle before it hits said person/group.
"Did you hear that Bill Johnny Rocketed his ex-wife when she set fire to his lawn ornaments!?"
by Brobrobruh April 23, 2015
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Johnny Rocket

when a person takes a bottle either full or empty and places it on their testicles while holding it in place then sits down then leans back then takes the bottom of their foot then strikes it on the top of the bottle to hit their testicles
my friends dared me to give myself a a Johnny rocket and my balls hurt so bad
by smoke_detector July 24, 2014
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Jonny Rocket Teeth

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.
"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"
by Bonnoff Pie April 7, 2010
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Johny rocket

Man I want her her to blow my Johny rocket.
by somelamekid July 9, 2009
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jonny rocket

to try and stick your penis in somebody while there clothes are still on.
by brittany and tiffani May 13, 2005
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