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One of the best guys you will ever meet, never let go of him. He is very athletic, caring, compasionate * will always make you smile some how. He is an amazing lover & has the most beautiful eyes ever, usually blue other times green. He is a natural leader & an all around wonderful person! He is also hot and you can never get enough of him.
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Dis a nigga wit hoes who fuck bad Biches for fun and got friends that's solid like rocks while he can also be a asshole for at the same time is he quite so loyal
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One of the best guys you will ever meet, if you get a Johnathan, never let him go. He is very athletic, caring, compasionate, and will always think of you if he holds you dear to his heart. He is an amazing lover and has the most beautiful eyes ever, sometimes closer to blue, other times green. He is a natural leader, and will one day be a commander on a battlefield. He is also very athletic, an all around wonderful person! He is hot, and you can never get enough of him.
"Wow, look at him!"

"His name must be Johnathan, I can tell"
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An amazing guy, he is the one that can light up a room with his presence. He is also a nature enthusiast, loves to be one with Mother Nature and her trees. He is gorgeous, funny, enthusiastic, energetic. No matter what the occasion or who he is with, he'll make a friend or two, he is definitely a people person. All in all, Johnathan is the best guy out there, with his brown eyes that look like the sands of Egypt and pyramids.
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by Karen Ellise October 29, 2013
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The best man you will ever meet in your entire life. He is the most loving, caring, passionate, intelligent, kind and sexy man in the whole entire world. He can light up any room with his infectious smile. He's the strongest person you know and can literally lift you up with one hand, thats hot. His handsome face is also home to the most beautiful eyes that make you melt and make you fall in love with one glance. His teeth are also beautiful because he's got these little fangs that make you smile. :) You can never be mad at him because he's such a thoughtful guy. He's also the proud owner of a meme page so you know he can make you laugh. Johnathan: 100/10 best guy in the world
Who is she with? oh thats Johnathan, he's such a great guy, i'm jelly...
Some girl: Who has the cute little fangs?

Another girl: Thats Johnathan, all the girls go crazy for them
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