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The guy who did a muscular stretch because he couldn't afford cotton balls that one time.
Example 1
Pharmacist: Dude that white guy just parked in my parking lot without paying

Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan

Example 2
Customer 1: You saw that man who couldn't afford cotton balls?

Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan
by kuntigyal May 30, 2018
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A guy known from all girls to have a enormous dick and knows how to use it very well
Johnathan is someone who i wish i had as a "friend"
by FrosTsXNINEall February 15, 2020
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The best joestar

Speedwagon is fucking great

English lad

Fakin great

Best joestar

Suck your mum

Best joestar
Johnathan is the best joestar
by Johnathan is the best joestar November 21, 2020
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