Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.

A word to describe a total douche. This guy is usually the one your girlfriend will cheat on you with. If she's smarter than that, then he'll be the one to coax her into it. A Johnathan drinks heavily and smokes dope 24/7. His music choice is the shittiest of rap. He wears only wife-beaters and sags his camo shorts. You do not want to be around a Johnathan.

The wrong fucking way to spell Jonathan

A boy with lots of wonderful thoughts that will share anything with you. Will keep a secret safe regardless of how good it may be. Will always try to cheer you up even when he may be feeling down too.

Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.

Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲

a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.

He is fat, gets no girls, has very ugly skin, has chapped lips. Johnathan is a type of boy you’ll want out of your life, he acts white

He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.

Great at basketball, fortnite and is a real Lakers fan. He is confident, smart, loyal, amazing and funny. He is one of the greatest guys you could ever be around.