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Johno

Awesome, godlike with amazing blue eyes.
Johno is awesome
by Prilly November 17, 2016
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Johno

Johno is a handsome lad who is lovely and kind to people. He gets all the bitches and is very loyal to them. Most of the time he loves to play in bed and has a huge dick. He is sexy and has a good personality.
Johno is my friend
by GaBEItchH6912518 October 13, 2019
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Horno Johno

A mysterious stranger who laughs when being diss. A guy that likes to stand in the background hoping to bud in at the right moment, usually the wrong moment. A guy of unknown origins, derived from an exotic plant in the system Exotica. Avoid any type of contact at all cost, or you would contract an infectious eye-gouging disease known as Horno Johno, In your momemnt of blindless he will take you to his lair and keep you there as his slave for all eternity.
Check under the bed before you sleep, for any sign of the Horno Johno, who enjoys to lurk around under people's dusty old beds in hopes to find some dirty secrets that no one should know. aka undies and bras, which also serves as part of his nutritional diet.
by Jal Ma Heir January 11, 2004
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Big Johno

A massive bit of meat. Girls love it.
by Hhhhghojv December 9, 2018
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John "Johno" Johnson

A threesome only involving Johnson (aka penis) owning participants.
This 3 way sausage fest is inclusive of male, trans or hermaphrodites. Biological females may be permitted to participate if they wear a strap on at all times.
The "Johno" in the love trio is usually reserved for the role of "lucky pierre"
John "Johno" Johnson

"What did you get up to over the weekend?"

"I went on a night out in Barrow-In-Furness and ended up being the "Johno" in a John Johno Johnson"
by Skin-e! March 13, 2022
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Micky johno

For when shit be good
Hey, wanna go to the ovals Monday?

Yea! sounds Micky johno
by 3meter flatty June 23, 2023
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Johno

Johno is sexy, funny & hands down the best root you’ll ever have. He enjoys the juicy and rinsing
“Hey, did you hear that johno went to get a juicy and got rinsed instead
by IamG2 December 30, 2021
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