The most deadly son of a bitch you dont wanna fuck with. Dont fight him in a office because he will kill you with a fucking pencil
by GimmeAllYourBeans February 11, 2020
Guy 1: John Wick needs a golden scar and a couple of Chug-Jugs to defeat the squads in Tilted Towers!
Guy 2: How can I help?
Guy 1: All he needs is your parent’s credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year!
Guy 2: How can I help?
Guy 1: All he needs is your parent’s credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year!
by The Chicken Enthusiast November 04, 2018
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Its when you jump over a table butt naked, and stick your dick in a pussy.
This is usually done when a dumb bitch gets shot after not making a sandwich for their man while watching John wick 3 Parabellum, now on dvd or you ripped it off you fat cunt
This is usually done when a dumb bitch gets shot after not making a sandwich for their man while watching John wick 3 Parabellum, now on dvd or you ripped it off you fat cunt
by breakfestbitch December 24, 2019
Person #1: i really love animals, especially dogs, and i cant stand to see them mistreated
Person #2: Take a lesson from John Wick, he killed over 100 people after someone killed his dog
Person #2: Take a lesson from John Wick, he killed over 100 people after someone killed his dog
by TheDarkIce March 25, 2017
Fuckin killing somebody, and everything they love for messing with your dog.
Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.
Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.
Person 1: That lady tried to smack my dog.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.
by T-money January 25, 2015