John Wick

The most deadly son of a bitch you dont wanna fuck with. Dont fight him in a office because he will kill you with a fucking pencil

OH SHIT, ITS JOHN WICK, HIDE THE PENCILS

by GimmeAllYourBeans February 11, 2020

John Wick

An Epic Fortnite Gamer who needs your help!

Guy 1: John Wick needs a golden scar and a couple of Chug-Jugs to defeat the squads in Tilted Towers!
Guy 2: How can I help?
Guy 1: All he needs is your parent’s credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year!

by The Chicken Enthusiast November 4, 2018

John Wick

The strongest scariest character that you don't want to meet at all.

John Wick=death

by asiad June 13, 2018

John Wick

Its when you jump over a table butt naked, and stick your dick in a pussy.
This is usually done when a dumb bitch gets shot after not making a sandwich for their man while watching John wick 3 Parabellum, now on dvd or you ripped it off you fat cunt

yo this dumb bitch karen took the kids so I john wicked her in her internal schrodum

by breakfestbitch December 23, 2019

John Wick

Some Fortnite bitch.

That John Wick dances weird.

by Oof23 March 15, 2019

john wick

The greatest animal rights activist who ever lived.

Person #1: i really love animals, especially dogs, and i cant stand to see them mistreated
Person #2: Take a lesson from John Wick, he killed over 100 people after someone killed his dog

by TheDarkIce March 24, 2017

john wick

Fuckin killing somebody, and everything they love for messing with your dog.

Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.

Person 1: That lady tried to smack my dog.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.

by T-money January 24, 2015