joaning

To J(joke) O(on) A(a) N(nigga)

I know this fool aint joaning

by Dat Boi Trae September 21, 2006

Johannie

Probably the best girlfriend one could possibly have. She is dazzlingly beautiful and also super smart. She is open-minded, trustworthy, and dedicated, and will be by your side through thick and thin. And she will also never cease o make you smile.

Johannie is the best person in the world. :3

by Bombarde May 23, 2013

Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!

Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session

by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010

Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.

I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.

by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016

Johnning

The act of consuming caffeine while smoking a cigarette at the same time.

Guy 1: What's he doing with all those legal addictive substances over there?
Guy 2: Johnning.

by Johnninh April 26, 2009

Johannie

A amazing ship between Annie Leblanc and Johnny Orlando I personally think that they are cute and should be together but everyone thinks different.It is also now as I’m Brat characters Sam and Ryhme which is SHYME.

Hmmmm…………I SHIP JOHANNIE AND SHYME AND ITS MY OPINION

by Johanniexcuddles April 24, 2019

joaning

talking about some one

Bob: james... i think im bout to get yo ugly ass lookin like the jolly YELLOW gaint.

James: Bob you not funny stop joaning

by big D!(k August 26, 2006