Johana

A petty bitch who takes everything WAY too serious

John:my girlfriend is being a bitch.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.

by Thatoneverysuspiciouspotato May 15, 2018

Johana

Johana is the biggest hoe, she always has a new boyfriend. She's too confident so she always gets the guy she wants, only to use them. Always plays guys.

You see that girl over there, yeah thats johana !

by Jaydawg23 June 17, 2018

Johana

An ugly ass bitch who acts like a hoe and texts every man even if she does not know him.

Johana is the synonym of Lizbeth

by dicky1278 June 16, 2018

johana

a tall girl who's funny, fun, sporty, and outgoing has a big ass and big boobs is very popular and very nice and is so so so fun to hang with

wow johana is so fucken funny

by bulletproof100 July 28, 2013

dirty johana

A dirty Johana is when a male sticks their whole arm up the female vagina and ruptures her organs.

George gave Samantha a Dirty Johana at last night’s party

by Yeetyot April 17, 2020

Johana

An annoying thing that wont stfu and take a hint

“Johana has no friends”

by goodbyebitch November 20, 2023

Johana

Johana, commonly referred to as “jodaddy” is a genuinely easy to get along with person, even though she doesn’t have a huge cock she makes up for it with her immense beauty and good music taste. She is the main character, but has a secret affair with her “brother” formerly knows as “yakult”, even though they try their best to keep their relationship low key love does surpass through barriers and it’s at the point where it’s too obvious. You need and want a johana in your life because it’s a big flex and would be a vibe.

“Oh my gosh did you see Johana? All the boys were on their knees calling her daddy last night”

by moomookayoung July 21, 2023