Johana

A petty bitch who takes everything WAY too serious

John:my girlfriend is being a bitch.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.

by Thatoneverysuspiciouspotato May 15, 2018

Johana

Johana is the biggest hoe, she always has a new boyfriend. She's too confident so she always gets the guy she wants, only to use them. Always plays guys.

You see that girl over there, yeah thats johana !

by Jaydawg23 June 17, 2018

Johana

An ugly ass bitch who acts like a hoe and texts every man even if she does not know him.

Johana is the synonym of Lizbeth

by dicky1278 June 16, 2018

johana

a tall girl who's funny, fun, sporty, and outgoing has a big ass and big boobs is very popular and very nice and is so so so fun to hang with

wow johana is so fucken funny

by bulletproof100 July 28, 2013

dirty johana

A dirty Johana is when a male sticks their whole arm up the female vagina and ruptures her organs.

George gave Samantha a Dirty Johana at last night’s party

by Yeetyot April 17, 2020

Johana

An annoying thing that wont stfu and take a hint

“Johana has no friends”

by goodbyebitch November 20, 2023

johana & steven

A johana & steven relation is a couple/ relashionship people wish they had so if someone says oh i want a steven and johana relationship it means they want a relationship like johana and steven johana is usally a girl who has long hair and is Mexican and short who likes basketball (isnt that good) volleyball and soccer and a bit of track, a boy name steven who is Vietnamese and has kinda short hair he also is taller than her plays basketball is good at it does track, plays football they are the perfect couple they are so cute together and steven gives johana his hoodie for fieldtrips and everyone is jealous of how good they are together people even try to break them up but they usally fail because of how much they love each other and because of good they are together they usually have a Spotify playlist together but she uses it more than he does point is they are a really good couple people would die to be johana & steven couple

Jackie:I wish I had johana & steven relationship

Melekon :me too they're perfect together

Jackie : real a johana & steven relationship is an inseparable couple

by Dictionary 101 meanings 2023 November 21, 2023