Beer Joggles

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.

"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."

by Geeluvss August 22, 2011

joggins

Diarrhoea.

Not good on toast.

I've got the joggins. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that curry.

by Sephraem December 16, 2004

Joggers Purse

Sweaty Minge obtained after going for a run, or "jog".

Upon returning from her run Sally had a really nasty joggers purse.

by Jables Fukkunt August 4, 2008

Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,

Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!

by Snarfy June 7, 2009

Jeggies

Northern Irish slang for stinging nettles.

I just got stung by those jeggies, did you see any Doc leaves about?

by RuaW June 9, 2009

jogging pants

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants

Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.

by GBruce Dutton January 31, 2009

Grey Joggers

Grey joggers challenge is a simple way for guys to show off their penises through the outline in their sweatpants.

“My ex sent me a photo of his grey joggers last night.”

by Nel2345 October 1, 2019