Joeyisms

1. Small comments that attempt to put down anything (includes movies, cultures, people) and ruin the thing for everyone. Usually acompanied by a small grunt or shake of head.

2. Comments that are stated when a person dislikes what they are currently participating in. Said person will complain and whine until they either ride away on their bicycle (or walk.)

see joey o'malley

"UHHH, this movie sucks"
"Oh, that would never happen in real life"
"This sucks!"
"Wow, why did we take the freeway"
"Wow, why did we take the side-streets"
"Wow, why did we drive."
"Wow, why did we take the bus."
"pattern continues"

by Tyler April 4, 2004

Joeism

The religious beliefs of a group of teenage suburbanite males named Joe. Based on the belief that being named Joe, ironically, makes you far superior to "your average Joe". Pillars of this religion include disbelief in typical organized religion, excessive amounts of intoxicants (namely tobacco and alcohol), mountain dew, skateboarding and women. Typically the life of every party especially the ones they threw. The guys people wanted to be around and follow blindly. #Joeism #GetLikeJoe #WhatWouldJoeDo

Those dudes used to be super basic, they must have recently found Joeism.

by Dewage83 November 10, 2017

Joeism

A common phase ingeniously created by Joe, and adopted by the masses with thanks.

"Feed up when the feeding's good." (A common joeism)

by afarbetterplace January 12, 2019

Joey-ism

Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex

A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"

by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013

Joeism

Joeism is the religion of Joe Tazuna from the game 'Your Turn To Die'.

"I joined Joeism today!"

by SouHiyori November 28, 2020

Joeism

A term to describe behavior when person starts to neglect all academic duties in order to pursue physical fitness and excellence in order to achieve peak masculinity. People who follow joeism usually avoids all social interactions with excuse "U subotu imam natjecanje, nemogu van" (I have competition in sathurday, I cannot go our )

Andreas: Will Slonjsak go out tommorow?
Viktor: No he has to train.
Andreas: Ohh, he follows his supid joeism

by DoktorMcdonadls March 12, 2024