A short gay Puerto Rican that thinks he’s crip but he likes to suck dick especially the big ones. Joelvie’s also have some weird ass cuts on their face too and have a small gap in their two front teeth. They also hate their little sisters. A joelvie loves to say the N-Word with the hard R when they are mad or likes to swear in Spanish. The most common words are Maricon Mierda. Overall a joelvie is nice and always there for you.
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