Judith

A person, who is not able to correctly cook any meat, bread or vegetable.

"Oh no, you burned the bread... You're such a Judith..."

by flxwly December 2, 2021

judith

A woman to be reckoned with.

She has her head screwed on right and is willing to fight those with Rectal Cranial Inversion, or what is more commonly known as, those with their heads up their ass.

A fearless heroine. Judith is a classic example of the courage of local people fighting against tyrannical rule. History's best known Judith decapitated Holofernes, an invading general, then took his severed head back to her countrymen, so as to inspire them to stand up and fight for themselves.

She is what all little girls should aspire to be. She is the equivlant of Auntie Mame, seeking to share adventure and knowledge while despising the narrow minded, the selfish and the bigoted.
She is one tough bird who is not afraid of an uphill battle.

Judith is a beautiful yet fearsome creature. Be warned she is scrappy and will not back down from fighting words

With vanishing forests, rising ocean levels, fewer birds, and corrupt govornment and big business what this world needs is more Judiths.

by svelby February 8, 2010

Judith

She is a powerful woman who is more focused on how to develop her world and her people and is not interested in taking what does not belong to her. Alot of people are envious and jealous of her capabilities and continue to steal from her and exploit her in a bid to be more successful. Men lie, women cheat, the laws support them and so they continue to. She also loves to see people happy and successful and will do almost anything to support her peers and sometimes her enemies.

Girl #1; I really like that guy but he is OBSESSED with Judith

Girl #2; Well, damn, even my crush is obsessed with her.

Girl #1; Want to teach her a lesson?
Girl #2; I can take care of her, so you can focus on the guy.

by DTRUTH August 9, 2017

Judith Elisa

The realest and nicest person in the whole universe!! She has the most unique smile ever. A intelligent girl who's there when you need her and is always modest and caring. She's so friendly and as soon as you talk to her you'll think she,s the most perfect person in the world. She's an awesome person to be with. Just become very close friends with her and she will ease up and be herself around you. But once she's comfortable around you she's one crazy girl ;)
She's a very beautiful girl that doesn't understand what she truly is. She's like a Pink Star among other NORMAL stones. She is pure, honest and a very open yet secretive person at the same time. She is truly a great human being.

I wish I could be a Judith Elisa in my next life.

by Oree Anne November 17, 2019

Judith

Hebrew: "Praised." Daring and beautiful. Courted by many.

See the Book of Judith

by Historian in CA February 4, 2010

judith light

after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrate's the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.

that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.

by mrsq July 22, 2009

Judith

Girl next door type with a pleasant sense of humor, often passed over by foolish men despite her many often reserved, yet highly desirable qualities.

>Now that Tim's finally over that controlling slag, I hear he's gotten together with the Judith girl.
>Thats good, she always seemed really nice, I'm happy for him.

by Jeatwh March 9, 2009