Jobsend

A great new Apple product from Steve Jobs.

The new iPod nano is a Jobsend!

by misterslim February 28, 2009

Jobed

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

by AdamJames_yo July 18, 2009

jebend

an insult referring to the end of the penis

Ethan: i love men

Mike: Shut up you jebend

by jjocotchaboii April 7, 2009

jebend

General offensive term towards someone. Derived from bellend

As used by Devvo, "Bellend, bellend, you aint nothin but a jebend."

by Aji Corath July 28, 2008

Jebendia

A group dedicated to worshipping Zac Efron's rock hard abs.

Jebendian 1: Man I can't wait to worship my Zac Efron shrine that resides in my household in Jebendia.
Jebendian 2: Bro I have one of those too!!!

by Jebendian Prophet June 23, 2021

jebend

the helmet to the mans soldier..also known as a bel-end

-i h8 my dad sooo such he is such a jebend
-'my uncle alburt is a jew, and he had HIS jebend cut off'
-hiya im holly n i smell of exma

by Ellie Sinclair August 13, 2006

Jebendese Rice Farmer

Gnatty and her family.

(Bacon Boi) Hey Charles, let's add a new role.
(Charles the Based) Hmm yes, it shall ith be the Jebendese Rice Farmer role, designated for nami cunts like Gnatty.

by Jsminey0688525 December 3, 2021