naruto blow job

A naruto themed blowjob is actually not even a blowjob.

It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"

Yo man, did she give you a Naruto blow job?
You better believe it.

by Leeroyyyy April 11, 2017

blow job on the rocks

The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.

Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.

by sala January 17, 2003

Barnsley blow job

During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.

Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.

by bromp May 10, 2008

blow job ninja

someone who freely gives blowjobs to their man to help increase the peace of their home and ultimately the world at large. utilizing mastery of speed and skill and often striking by suprise, the blowjob ninja may strike early in the morning, late at night, or in a parking garage if the mood is right.

shena snuck up on me like a blow job ninja, and damn my dick is still smiling!

by steve-q December 26, 2012

two headed blow job

A blow job from conjoined twins

Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete

by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017

touhou themed blow job

Just like a normal blowjob but both of the girls fists are shoved up your ass

Touhou themed blow jobs are good for the soul my pal timmy said once, i think.

by yung ass rupturer July 31, 2021

Courtesy Blow Job

To give or receive a blowjob without any return on the favor.

After Jim took her to a nice dinner and the movie, Kerry gave him a courtesy blowjob and a peck on the cheek before he dropped her back at home.

Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.

by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008