jizzum

the little monsters that reside in your jizz

There's jizzum all over my face

by asr123456 February 01, 2011

jizzum

Jizzum...comes from the rhythm......from the man....with his gland in his hand....produces chowder...from within um!

"Little Johnny took out his little wee-wee and tugged on it until it spit up...Jizzum!"

by Testa Aunt January 14, 2004

Jizzum

Cum , sperm , spuge , male or female ejackulation fluids....

Girl , i got Jizzum all in you hair !!!

You must have be hungry girl , you sucked down all that sweet Jizzum !!!!

by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010

jizzum

the WHITE sticky stuff that comes out of the TALLYWHACKER.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,JIZZUM!!

by tatersalad August 03, 2003

Jizzum

A person is so hott, the only word you can use to describe them is the result of what happens when you think about shagging them.

Kemi: OMG that guy was just Jizzum! daym!

by Just Tina January 20, 2011

jizzum

A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz

Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!

by RaffelHonez April 12, 2007

jizzum

another name for sperm, semon!

When little Johnny was "discovering his body" a little bit of Jizzum juiced in his shorts! Congrats to JohnnY!

by Hottwheelzz69 ~~~PEACE~~~ July 06, 2003