jizznatch

A derogatory term that only derogates the user, since it is an unfortunate example of his or her own asinine behaviour and vocabulary.

Also... to jizz on one's snatch.

Jizznatch! I Jizzed on your Snatch!

by Molloy November 11, 2004

jizznastics

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.

She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.

by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

Jizzfarts up yesterday

To be hungry

Izaak: man I haven't eaten since last night
Dagen: jizzfarts up yesterday?
Izaak: yeah man

by Bonkzzz April 6, 2022

jizzanthropuss

jizzanthropuss Karen’s daughter

Come here little jizzanthropuss tell this guy how you didn’t get to shake #42 hand

by Karen Hater November 28, 2019

JizzTarts

When you bust a nut inside a toasted poptart twice, then again in another one and make a sandwich for the partner to eat

Stacy : yo have you eaten jeremys JizzTarts yet? heard there really good
Amanda : No... but I really want too!!!!

by Dylan Weideman January 24, 2018

jizzments

when you have remnants of jizz on your clothing

mom - “whats that white stuff on your sweatshirt?”
me - “oh just some jizzments”

by grrrarrr January 23, 2020

jizznat

jizznat is just another word for stuff

ex.
"What are you up to tonight?"
"I dunno, drinkin' and all the other jizznat that goes along with it."

by sam April 10, 2005