jizznapped

jizz napped - the art of stealing someones jizz without their consent

some mental bitch jizznapped my sperm

by lucisgay December 1, 2011

jizznatch

A derogatory term that only derogates the user, since it is an unfortunate example of his or her own asinine behaviour and vocabulary.

Also... to jizz on one's snatch.

Jizznatch! I Jizzed on your Snatch!

by Molloy November 11, 2004

jizznastics

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.

She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.

by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

Jizznami

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it, refer to tsunami.

MJ: Yo, last night was fucking insane!!! I wacked off to this vid of Dolly Parton boning Hilary Clinton with a giant pink dildo...I had a giant jizznami fucking rip through my house and drown my cat.

Blaze: That's fucked up dude. You're gonna make me barfnami.

by the.original.scuz.pug September 18, 2011

jizznasium

Masturbation booths inside of dirty strip clubs.

That dirty stripper got me so hot I had to rub one out in the jizznasium.

by dirty hubblo May 3, 2009

jizzaholic

One who is addicted to jizz. Slut. Person that is a tool. Fag. Homo.

I heard that Cathy is a jizzaholic.

by Ubergruppenfuhrer November 23, 2003

jizziah

A tough girl who doesn’t hold anything back. She is short but can beat anyone in a verbal or physical fight. If she doesn’t agree with you she will let you know. If you tell her she’s wrong… you might go home with a black eye. She will talk smack straight to your face and laugh about it.

Jizziah: “ I think your new haircut looks hideous- it makes your nose look huge”

Person: “😅😅ok”

by Heidndh March 14, 2022