Limp Jizzkit

The state of a cock that has just been ridden the shit out of.

Holy shit man, she fucked me so hard I had a Limp Jizzkit for days.

by Mr. Asshole August 8, 2006

Jizziet

A form of dieting where the woman only drinks cum,which is a natural source of protien, for many weeks straight till achieving the weight desired.

"Banni lost 30 lbs on the jizziet"

by A2K February 18, 2003

Jizzlet

a drop of jizz hanging or dangling from any object, its about to fall but just wont.

Dude they had a jizzlet on the ceiling in the bathroom!

by abearproductions September 21, 2010

Jizzlet

jizz is a patch- plural and jizzlet is singular

look at that jizzlet

by furnitureboy. May 10, 2011

Jizzlets

Jizzlets or jizzlet is the state between a new born baby and a fetus, it's basically when your half way out of the vagina and halfway in for that couple of seconds.

Mom: Aww, you and your sister were so cute as jizzlets.
Kid: Mom stop you're embarrassing me!!!

by Bob dinkledash January 13, 2019

Jizzlet

The initial moisture or precum before launching a full load.

Ron pulled out as soon as he felt a jizzlet because he didn’t want a kid in 2005.

by Big Ballz Ron July 1, 2022

Jizzkerchiefs

Jizzkerchiefs are handkerchiefs, tissues, cloths or anything else with liquid absorption capabilities, used for the wiping up of jizz off the floor, or any other surface onto which it has been shot.

ME: Oh shit! Sorry mate, I jizzed all over your floor!
FRIEND: DAMN YOU DANIEL! Now where did I put the jizzkerchiefs?!!

**a short while later**
FRIEND: Right, here's a couple of jizzkerchiefs, now you get this floor cleaned PRONTO! Count yerself lucky I'm not charging a cleanup bill!

by boeing737229 June 20, 2018