jizzie

my super hot friend aka nikki who makes all the guys come in their pants

guy 1: dude i feel kind of funny
guy 2: well were you with jizzie
guy 1: oh right..better go empty out my pants

by jizziegavemehead February 6, 2005

Jizzy

(adj.) Used to describe something so orgasmic that it causes jizzing of the pants.

Guy #1: Oh my God, that Enriques Iglesias is so jizzy.
Guy #2: What? No way, Ricky Martin is way jizzier than that queer is!

by robott May 12, 2007

jizzy

–adjective
Stirred emotionally, very excited .

When Nate watched the unveiling of Apple's latest laptop computer, he became quite jizzy about the prospect of owning one.

by mick e May 22, 2009

jizzy

(adj.) Used to describe something so incredibly awesome, that it makes you jizz everywhere just thinking about it.

"The new Zelda for GameCube looks so fucking jizzy!" - ShadowXOR

by Kaleb.G June 11, 2004

Jizzy

A man or woman who tells you too much about themselves on your first meeting such that it feels like they are ejaculating information all over you.

"Man that guy Rob wouldn't stop talking about himself last night at the party. He was really jizzy"

Friend 1: "How was your date last night?"

Friend 2: "Well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling EVERYTHING about himself. It was really jizzy"

by Dr. Deadly June 30, 2011

jizzy

An adjective used to describe horny pornstar wannabees who think they can squirt all over your meal before making you eat the crap.

Man, that girl Jessy is so fucking jizzy!
Hope she wants to cock me a meal in the near future.
Yeah, let it be an alma meal.

by the snowmen November 7, 2008

Jizzy

Another slang term for a joint

Yo, lets go smoke a jizzy on the rizzy.

Lets go smoke a joint on the roof

by Shiba SHiba September 25, 2003