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Jizzming

Fuck, I’m jizzming right now
by 同志 February 13, 2023
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jizzelicious

Another word for saying a girl is so sexy, that you could have an orgasm by looking at her.
Juan: "Trey, look at the new girl who came in!"
Trey: "Oh my god! she's jizzelicious!"
by mustardsurprise December 2, 2009
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Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.
Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.
by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019
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Jizzing out

Combination of spazzing out and being jazzed up. Happens when one is extremely excited and nervous at the same time.
I had a busy day ahead of me so I had two 5-Hour energy drinks. When I got on the train, I saw a super hot girl and then started jizzing out like crazy!
by StephenAwesome February 20, 2011
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Jizziling

1)When its sprinkling rain outside, and it hits you in the face like you're being cummed on.

2) A small amount of semen.
Dawg, it's jizziling outside.

So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.
by dustinsays May 26, 2012
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electro-jizzing

when a member of a message board attempts to be the last poster on every thread so that their name is listed down the left hand side.

first used on the publicrelationsexericse.com forum by lloyd carter esq.
lloyd obviously couldn't sleep last night cos he's been electro-jizzing all over the forum
by jammus October 20, 2004
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Jizzslinger

A general term used to enhance a statement.
you only got 3 days scotty? why the jizzslinger did I get a week?
by Shonsin January 18, 2013
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