Jizzwack

A two step process:

Step 1. Jizz on subjects face.

Step 2. Lightly smack subjects face with a fully erect penis.

After Veronica made me dinner I decided to Jizzwack her.

by Sir Jimmywang December 16, 2009

Jizzacked

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.

"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"

by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013

jizzacrunk

1. An episode of getting crunk or drunk involving jizz

2. A tasty alcoholic drink including whatever items that can be obtained, possibly including jizz

1. Gina asked, "What should we do tonight?" Kyla replied, "I don't know..." Amanda shouted, "Let's get jizzacrunk!"

2. "Hey friends, let's drink this jizzacrunk I made with Diet Mountain Dew and jello."

by chewinonthedicklikeapieceofbubbleYUM November 28, 2006

Jizzacino

An espresso based drink, made with steamed semen ('jizz') instead of milk. Often served with chocolate sprinkles.

The guy was an idiot so I gave him a jizzacino instead of the cappucino that he had asked for.

by StarbucksBarista March 26, 2009

Jizzmacker

a chorus of women, all producing a quite loud thwack in the cheek, lip area of another, completly filled with jizz. when many jizzmackers perform at once it can be called jizzmacking. Or Fluctuating.

Like when you get 3 or 4 girls almost hallucinating off the production of sound, whilst ones mouth is loaded with semen, producing a loud thwack. often girls claim feeling "high" or "euphoric,"and a little "speedy" when Jizzmacking. Jizzmacker

by p0rn December 9, 2008

jizzjacker

A person who does not suck dick, but lets them blow a load in his/her mouth.

Dan (aka Geoffrey)is a jizzjacker, I caught him in the garage giving Jim a handjob and Jim shot the load in his mouth

by saggy, nutz August 21, 2007

jizzachief

a handkerchief used to catch your load of jizz / cum when you masturbsate

I was looking up retro cumshots on the computer and was about to blow my load, but managed to get out my blue striped jizzachief just in time

by Jizz Archifer August 9, 2010