Jizz Jockey 

The one pair of underpants you always wear when going to your girlfriend or when you're anticipating sex. This pair cannot be washes nor ever seen by your mother

Peter: "Why are you grounded?"
Brad: "My mom found my jizz jockey"

Girlfriend: "What smells so bad?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry I forgot to wash my jizz jockey"

Jizz Jockey by RhinoIV November 10, 2014

jizzjacker 

A person who does not suck dick, but lets them blow a load in his/her mouth.

Dan (aka Geoffrey)is a jizzjacker, I caught him in the garage giving Jim a handjob and Jim shot the load in his mouth

jizzjacker by saggy, nutz August 21, 2007

Jizzmonkey 

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...

Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.

Jizzmonkey by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010

jizzmonkey 

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.

1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go

jizzmonkey by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

jizzmonkey 

Someone who masturbates far too often.

Ben is a jizzmonkey.

jizzmonkey by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

jizzmonkey 

cool dude from the turin brakes forum

jizzmonkey by Anonymous September 6, 2003

jizzjacker 

Someone who falls short of completing a promised task.

A person who does not suck cock, but merely milks cum into his/her mouth.

v. jizzjacked, Having been promised something or agreed to perform a task and then the person reneges, doesn't show, etc.

You can't believe him he's a real jizzjacker.

I was counting on a slow, warm, wet BJ but s/he turned out to be only a jizzjacker.

I bought tickets for them and they didn't pay me. I've been jizzjacked.

jizzjacker by Mora Hastits December 16, 2006