jizztastic

word used to describe something that is really amazing

dude that hot tub was jizztastic.

by da jizzanatoR July 15, 2010

jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010

jizznastics

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.

She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.

by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

Jazztastic

Jazztastic means cool , awesome , legit , cute , handsome , sexy , and pretty much almost anything you want it to mean that is positive .

She thought that her new hat looked jazztastic with her new outfit .
He thought his banana split tasted jazztastic .

by Jazztastic queen of da Kitties October 25, 2015

Jizztastic

Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.

Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."

by iShoulddaPulledOut November 8, 2011

jizztastic

(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself

oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.

by thezongo December 17, 2009

Jizzastic

A fantastic sexual encounter that ends shorty after male ejaculation.

Wow, I fucked your mom for this morning it was Jizzastic!!!!

by Kilzhot September 22, 2009