Jingledink

A carbon based life form originating in the Sol star system.

Person 1: Have you ever seen a Jingledink?

Person 2: I saw one yesterday, he stole my craff.

by Altdorf hilter February 2, 2014

jingledink

The act of fucking a cantaloupe.

"I fucked a cantaloupe once."
"Oh, you jingledinked."

by Dinkles22 February 2, 2014

jingledank

The are of tying bells around the shaft of a penis and masturbating furiously while smoking weed

"Did you hear that brad likes to jingledank?"

by Edgyspacehipster January 27, 2017

Tinkledink

A person that’s being funny but a dick at the same time

Bro your being a tinkledink

by Cheesecake827 November 29, 2019

Jingledink

The act of attaching sleigh bells to your testicles and jumping around, making them jingle. Most commonly performed at D-Club meetings, to prepare for sword fights.

"I've been jingledinking all day, dude, you'd better be ready."

by Nardclup February 2, 2014

Jingledink

The act of getting so drunk, you think your balls are jingle bells and jingle them accordingly.

You drank so much vodka that you jingledinked, man

by Flareth February 2, 2014

jingledinking

Jingledinking is the act of attaching Christmas (or Hanukkah if that's your thing) ornaments onto both partners' genitals during intercourse.

Around the holiday season, my girlfriend and I go jingledinking. She loves having one of those big red balls hung around my dick.

by RandomProduct February 2, 2014