by dank swag lord April 25, 2015
Offensive coordinator for the Detroit Lions who has played an integral role in transforming the Lions into a semi-respectable NFL team. Best known for having the most ridiculous name in professional sports.
Troy Aikman: Jim Bob Cooter has done a tremendous job with this Lions offense, he's really turned this unit around.
Joe Buck: *giggles softly*
Joe Buck: *giggles softly*
by Bassplayer6489 January 2, 2017
A small dicked bastard that has to forcefully show wemon his dick because no one wants to see it... Also he is a pervert
by R/Shatpost November 3, 2019
The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.
David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.
by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008
by Hippie22280 December 18, 2018