Micah Lee Joyner

The cutest man alive. He is the most wonderful man out there to meet. If you ever shake his hand, you will have good luck for the rest of your life. (If you are reading this and you know him, never be mean to him. Ever!)

Micah Lee Joyner is a real gentleman. He never breaks anyone's heart.

by Anonymous Person 123789 January 18, 2017

joyner

Having a girl stick a dildo up your ass while you fuck her in the mouth and then when you are about to come you turn around pull out the dildo and spray explosive diarhea all over her face. This is usually followed by licking the shit off her forehead before cuddling and falling to sleep.

Holy crap! When Jose told me that story about how he likes to joyner chicks, it made me so horny that i punched myself in the face!!!!!!!!

by Pennis the Menace December 15, 2008

Joyner surprise

A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.

Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.

by Donavon L. January 3, 2008

Joyner

Another name for hard on homosexual. A Joyner usually has huge boobs for a guy. They play the french horn but suck at it. Most have curly hair and a face that always makes them look constipated. They have a high voice too. They may seem nice but will stab you in the back eventually.

Jeanie: Hey remember when we glued maxi pads to Joyner's car?
John: I so totally do!
Jeanie: Im glad he got use out of them though...

by awesomeness09765321 November 29, 2011

Hypocrite (Joyner Lucas)

Joyner Lucas

"We already got Drake, we don't need another"
five seconds later
*copies Drake and Ty Dolla Sign

Hypocrite (Joyner Lucas)

by SomeoneOnTheInternett August 5, 2020

Jhoneril

-The guy who makes you realize you deserve better than all the shit you put up with for so long.
-The guy you makes you feel like you’re the most beautiful human being, even when you know you’re a shithead.
-Makes you see all the great things about you, that you overlook because of your inferiority complex.
-Makes you believe that not all kinds of love should be turbulent; and that the kind of love that really lasts is one that’s calm, peaceful and consistent.
-Makes you think of cute japanese names for your babies.
-Makes you wanna be a better person.
-Makes you one hella proud girlfriend because he’s amazing, but won’t admit it 80% of the time.
-Geeky. Loves everything related to One Piece.
-Looks hot while driving his scooter.
-Source of the warmest cuddles.
-Makes you feel like it’s okay to be clingy.
-Wants a better tattoo for you.
-Posts your photos while at work on social media, ‘cause he’s sweet like that.

Oh him? That’s Jhoneril, my boyfriend.

by chiyoeomma February 19, 2021

Joyner Lucas

The guy that says he built/assembled a team of sharks with lasers on their heads, or something like that.

What the fuck was that Joyner Lucas guy talking about? I didn't notice anything about them that made me think of sharks, but he keeps insisting that they are sharks, and who knows what he might do to try and impress you.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021