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Johnny Depp

by NOT MIKE HARMS December 28, 2003
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The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.
by Nicki November 15, 2004
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One of the best actors ever. Fantastic in Blow & in Ed Wood. Also, he's super hot.
Johnny Depp lives in France, & is the best actor out there.
by numchuck bitch July 29, 2003
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Ethereal
Way too fine for this world...
by Jill November 20, 2003
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The hottest 40 year old actor known to human kind, and the best pirate.
The only actor who looks super hot in eye liner is Johnny Depp.
by Pirate06 July 28, 2008
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One of the greatest actors of his generation, though in my opinion, THE greatest actor working today. The sheer acting ability of the man is amazing, but he is also very intelligent in his roles, is not afraid to go with his instincts or roles HE wants to portray, and has never (and would never) resort to relying on his appearance.

Five reasons he's the best
1. He's intelligent.
2. He's interesting.
3. He's very laid back and acts like a regular guy.
4. His roles are insanely diverse, and he's fantastic in every one of them.
5. He loves what he does.

Now that we've got the professionalism out of the way, Johnny Depp is also one of the most fuckable guys on the planet, and his creation of Jack Sparrow has deemed him forever a Sex God. He is sex on toast, but he's also a brilliant actor, an interesting person, and just really *nice*. If you've only seen PotC, watch his other films.
I want to sleep with Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp looks better in eyeliner than I do!
by glitterfaerie October 21, 2004
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Actively accusing an innocent person of a crime or unlawful or immoral act that they did not commit, knowing full well who did it or even being the person who did it.
"I'm gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they're gonna want to crawl into a hole and die." - Tek Knight (played by Derek Wilson) in The Boys spinoff Gen V (Season 1, Episode 4)
"Amber Turd "
by TheKing980 October 6, 2023
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