jewpid

A Jewish cupid. They just want you to meet someone nice and settle down.

What's a jewpid? ^^

by lalalalovez March 3, 2011

jewpidity

a disease that stupid jews suffer from

This white guy with the jew fro suffers from chronic jewpidity

by sirrswagg December 18, 2008

Jewvisible

Pretending not to be, or not letting on that one is Jewish.

My boss was showing me how to “count” money from Jews and I decided to remain jewvisible to keep my job.

When we were splitting up the change for the pizza I accidentally gave myself too much, luckily I was jewvisibile at the time.

The cute nose and blue eyes provide natural jewvisibility.

The name Eric is a a jewvisibility cloak passed down from my parents.

by Gendznshmalts July 26, 2009

Jenvid

The amazingness that is the coupling of Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer. They have the best onscreen and offscreen chemistry, and it is evident in their roles as Ross and Rachel. If only they would realize that they are so meant to be, and get together!! ~

I can't wait to see Jenvid on tomorrow night's episode of FRIENDS!

by RossandRachel4everr February 18, 2009

jewuid

It's like a jew
but with a druid from world of warcraft

Hey druid, did you know you are a jewuid?

by Lawlbloom February 16, 2008

Jewpid

Jewpid (noun): a jewish cupid. they just want you to meet someone nice and settle down.

Jewpid must have paid one of them a visit last week before valentine's day, those two sure are smitten. Definitely on their way to two kids, a couple of volvos, a summer house, a good bris, and well...how can we forget summer camp.

by TAMmy tam tam 2.0 March 6, 2011

jewmidity

A high concentration of people of the Jewish faith. Gathering of a bunch of cheep bastards.

That house auction was all crappy 3 family houses in the hood. Yes - I noticed the JEWMIDITY was very high.

by Love star January 3, 2010