Jewstin

a slang verb used to describe the rapid humping of either an inanimate object or elderly male

"Man! You just jewstinned the shit out of that slipper!"

"Let's go jewstin your grandpa!"

by KristyLynn August 25, 2008

jewstin

a small retard, who spends 50% of his time playing mlb videogames and the other 50% sleeping his life away and masterbating to myspace pictures of girls with hopes that he will marry them. originated in dallas, texas, (NOT) and has a firey crotch. he's often found shouting out phrases like "carry on the plan of your day", and "good to fucking go". he has friends that say "i secured that bitch!". which says alot about "the jewstin".

"that jewstin turned down webcamming a sexy girl to play mlb!"
"i thought that guy was a homo, but he was just a jewstin."

by twentyfivecentz March 8, 2010

jesting

(verb) the act of literary men and women reading and discussing "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.

Man: How goes the jesting?
Woman: Jesting continues at good speed. Home stretch here.

by ocuppy_urban May 15, 2012

Jewstine

A rare Breed of dog, dolphin and hawk normaly found in California. Jewstine's like to eat, sleep, and cause havoic for everyone aound. they are wild and crazy creature that will bite off your head if you get too close. they can be a bit bitchey but at the end of the day there still there.

boy:"what the hell was that??"

girl:"I thinks it's a jewstine!!!"

by aluisuh April 14, 2009

Jewstin

A person who won't admit they are Jewish, insisting that they are a Catholic.

Gabe is such a Jewstin, why does he keep saying he isn't a Jew?

by JimmyUrban October 4, 2023