Jewery

Jewish behavior

Gamestop only wanting to give me $15 for all those games was pure jewery.

by Hi-Hat January 1, 2011

Jowser

A dick. A party-pooper. A person who refuses to chill with friends even when they have nothing better to do. A pain in the ass. A cry baby.

This word is meant to be used in any derogitory fashion deemed suitable to the user.

God damn it, bro! Tre said he'd come chill with us but instead he wants to hang out with his sister. Fuckin Jowser..

by Tiberious Jefferson 1321520 April 26, 2011

Jewscrap

A fight between two or more individuals of Jewish descent.

D got into a jewscrap with A at the office the other day.
The jewscrapper's on strike.

by xxx-123456 April 20, 2010

Jewbert

A person named Robert who is a Jew who shows a lot of Jewish stereo types (cheap or greedy, Butt of a lot of jokes between friends).

boy1: hey what's Jewbert doing 2nyte???
boy2: i don't know Jewbert is probly hanging out with some Skeezers!!!

by T-Hug January 14, 2013

jewter

A Jew who is riding a scooter

Look at that damn Jewter.

by PurpleCobra February 14, 2019

Jewberty

The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.

Daniel is going through jewberty!

by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011

jewterus

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.

Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.

by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014